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i went geocaching with some friends like 45 minutes ago and one of the things, we think, was located on the 5th step of this blue water tower thing so we start walking up the driveway to get to it and a light held from a fixed point turns on and shines directly at us and we hear someone over a megaphone of some sort say ‘go away’ so we turned around and drove back home and all i can say is i’ll never forget you big blue i will find the treasures we seek one day if its the last thing i do

5 hours ago · 0 notes

dunnwithitall:

dogpetter420:

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

How much XP do I get if she finish? If I pull out do I have to restart the mission?

does she drop any good loot

15 hours ago · 21,705 notes

babe

crimewave420:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

ok but imagine your crush actually being a sweet ass monster truck with flame decals

1 day ago · 60,150 notes

i just lost one of my scheduled days at my job without them telling me so i showed up and they were like ‘wtf why r u here ???’ but its cool because i found this rad pic of me i like to imagine im curb stomping my boss

the-girl-with-the-mousey-hair:

blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

Oh, look at the baby in the sweater! Omg omg!

1 day ago · 513,589 notes